My child: Mom I found this CD in the attic, it looks old. Should I get rid if it?
Me: What's it called?
My child: Umm Up All Night by some band called One Direction.
Me:
My child:
Me:
My child:
Me: Larry, get Ziam and Lilo. I'm going to tell you a story.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.